Fancy Pants Benefit

So, here is the DH and myself before attending the National Hemophilia Gala on Saturday night. We had a very nice time (and no rubber chicken), hanging out at the downtown Hilton, and spending time for a good cause. By the way, do NOT go to the Hilton bar and order a B&B on the rocks and a fancy Jack Daniels, as it will run you $24. Yikes!

News from work...

*Don't get pissed at me when you put a buck into the jukebox at ten minutes after closing and we turn the thing off. We're closed.

*Wear your shoes. It's the middle of winter, sweetie, and you could cut your precious foot on some broken glass, also. If you aren't prepared to wear high heels all night, bring a spare set of flats. Or don't wear the darn shoes at all. Like you should be wearing shorts this time of year with fishnets and heels, anyhoo. Big fat fashion DON'T!

*Don't ever ask for your Long Island Tea to be stronger. Please.

*Don't come into the bar one night, make out with some random girl that you picked up, and then do the same thing again 2 nights later, with another girl. Manwhore. Blech.

*If you're bringing in a party of more than 6 people, call ahead. Come on. Like on a busy Friday night, we should be prepared to seat you and 17 of your closest friends right away. Park it and wait it out. Quitcher bellyachen.

That's about it for now. I know I have more, but I'm sleepy and need a nap!