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Greetings Sports Fans:
Once again I urge you to:
1. Keep your small children under control. While this is a restaurant, it is still a bar with idiots involved. The pool tables are also not playpens.
2. Keep yourself under control. Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Just because it is Opening Day of Baseball Season does not give you license to be jerkier than you already are.
3. If we cut you off, it's for a hella good reason. Like losing our license.
4. Keep your lovely little ankle biters out of the bar past 9 p.m. Seriously. There is a reason we have this rule. Figure it out.
5. And once and for all - ladies, please, if you are determined to get tipsy and get all flirty and wear tank tops and heels when it is still 45 degrees here, call your boy/girlfriend/lover/cab before 2 a.m. when we close.
6. No freaking smoking in the restrooms. I can't do it, and I manage the dang place.
7. Wash that damn team makeup offa your face. You look like an idiot. And I don't EVEN want to know why you have Mardi Gras beads. Yish.
*sigh*